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Cosby Sweaters’ Top 5 Most Hated (Current) NBA Players

Who are we missing?  Anyone else you think should be on this list?  Anyone of the 5 shouldn’t be on this list?  Let us know!

1) Sasha Vujacic – We hate you because you remind of a little piece of sh*t dog which won’t stop biting at our ankles.  We hate you because you just plain suck at basketball, yet you have two rings.  We hate you because your ugly ass just married Maria Sharapova.  We hate you because your name is “the Machine.”Sasha V

2) Chris “Birdman” Andersen – We hate you because of your tattoos.  We hate you because you are as dirty of a player as there is in the NBA.  We hate your ridiculous faces that you make.  We hate you because you actually suck at basketball.  We hate you because you got suspended for 2 years for “drugs of abuse”.   We hate you because of your headband.  We hate your “Birdman” celebration where your dumbass crosses your arms and flaps your hands like the wings of a bird.  Birdman

3) Luis Scola – We hate you for the exact same reasons we hate Sasha Vujacic (Let me repeat for emphasis).  We hate you because you remind of a little piece of sh*t dog which won’t stop biting at our ankles.  We hate you because you just plain suck at basketball, yet continually score a fair amount of points.  We hate that you have dual citizenship with Argentina and Spain, pick a country douche bag.   We hate your hair.

Luis Scola

4) Paul Pierce – Where to begin here?   We hate your ugly ass jump shot which tends to go in.  We hate your cocky attitude.  We hate that your face looks like he has potholes and bugs on it.   We hate that you threw up the Blood gang sign, being from Inglewood, CA, and spun it to explain that his sign meant blood, sweat, and hard work.   We hate that you are a ball hog.  We hate that you play dirty.  We hate that because of years of crying he actually got good teammates that make him look good.  Most importantly, we hate that you are a cheater and faker.

Paul Pierce

5) Tim Duncan – We actually aren’t sure if we hate you or not, but we will damn sure try.  We hate that your name is “Mr. Fundamental.”  We hate that you play for the Spurs.  We hate that you are actually damn good.  We hate that you don’t talk trash.  We hate that you have no emotions.  We hate that you are so damn boring.  We hate that you always have that obnoxious deer in the headlights look.  We just hate you.

Tim Duncan